she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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