I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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