then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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