No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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