Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
