I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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