im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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