its not stalking. its research.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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