he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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