She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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