Where is the hickey?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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