No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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