I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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