Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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