Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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