I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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