That's intense
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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