im drinking this country out of the recession.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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