Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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