Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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