i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
