And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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