She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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