So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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