You're my little dorito
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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