we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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