two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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