...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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