4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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