Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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