would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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