Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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