I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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