How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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