David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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