what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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