Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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