The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well I just put wine in my tea
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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