was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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