there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
