took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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