oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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