D3 body, D1 cock
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
