Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't think brook has ever known best
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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