yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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