Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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