i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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