I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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