Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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