I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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