I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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