at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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