she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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