Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
